Berritt

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Why???????????? January 18, 2006

Filed under: Everything — berritt @ 4:51 pm

I walk into the gym locker room last night and the first thing I see is a big naked ass sitting bare on the bench. I look around, and sure enough… more naked asses bare on the bench. Now, I wouldn’t sit my naked privates on a public seat. If I wanted a seat, I’d use a towel. But now I don’t even want to put a towel down on the bench. What… so I can dry off with the germs of all those naked asses on my towel?
I just don’t think it’s sanitary. Is it? I mean, am I overreacting? Is it normal? Am *I* the one who’s the locker room freak?

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8 Responses to “Why????????????”

  1. pleutim Says:

    Just visiting you from MDC…

    I wouldn’t sit my naked ass on a locker room bench either. I can’t bear to walk my naked feet on the floor, why would I park my butt on a bench? You’re perfectly normal!! They’re the ones who should be doing a little thinking.

  2. pleutim Says:

    Just visiting you from MDC…

    I wouldn’t sit my naked ass on a locker room bench either. I can’t bear to walk my naked feet on the floor, why would I park my butt on a bench? You’re perfectly normal!! They’re the ones who should be doing a little thinking.

  3. Lisa Says:

    EW EW EW

  4. Lisa Says:

    EW EW EW

  5. mommykonny Says:

    I’m somewhat of a germ-o-phobe so I’d be utterly disgusted!!
    Naaaaaaaaasty!!!!!!

    Just say no to crack. . LOL!! (buttcrack that is, haha)

  6. mommykonny Says:

    I’m somewhat of a germ-o-phobe so I’d be utterly disgusted!!
    Naaaaaaaaasty!!!!!!

    Just say no to crack. . LOL!! (buttcrack that is, haha)

  7. Melissa (nightowlmama) Says:

    Hi, Berritt! Just peeking in… As for the gym bench, I didn’t know whether to laugh…or cry in disgust! {GAG} That is NA-AS-STY! Gross! I guess the plus side is that you knew they were there before putting your towel down. *wink*

  8. Melissa (nightowlmama) Says:

    Hi, Berritt! Just peeking in… As for the gym bench, I didn’t know whether to laugh…or cry in disgust! {GAG} That is NA-AS-STY! Gross! I guess the plus side is that you knew they were there before putting your towel down. *wink*


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